noselfpreservation:

So this happened and I laughed.

Because Necrophades is one to talk; pot, kettle, black.

A few weeks ago when I was reading spells from a black magic book and suddenly grew wings and a tail — that was an expected outcome.

Walking home from the grocery store only to have this happen is not.

Malik?  If you really are responsible I will kill all you hold dear.

(( ooc:  Because I drew this for my RP account that’s for this character, I figured I would spread the joy to his askblog, too.  :D  This is temporary and will go away soon.
Sorry I haven’t been doing any asks.  I’m really not feeling the characters lately. ))

Well, considering that I was the “parasite” of the relationship… I will grudgingly admit that he was the less dependent.  Without a body, I couldn’t very well do much, now could I?

…Or perhaps not.  If I told you, it would take the surprise out of it.

…I have to choose?

You’re not cute or funny and nobody likes you.

I can tell answering these is going to give Me a headache.